Welp...herpes.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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