all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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