i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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