jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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