How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
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I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
We don't watch enough power rangers
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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