weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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