Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Well I just put wine in my tea
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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