Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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