Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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