We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
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When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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