Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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