This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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