i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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