How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
foreskin is a definite game changer
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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