Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
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Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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