Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
