ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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