im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
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Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I think people are normalizing furries
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