His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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