I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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