i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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