Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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