i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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