Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's shark week go big or go home
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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