took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
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There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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