3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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