why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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