I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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