So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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