That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
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You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
so much tequila, so little girl.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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