Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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