I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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