you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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