Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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