My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
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My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
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I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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