I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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