You work out of a Hotel?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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