Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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