i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
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Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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