i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
So squirting runs in the family.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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