ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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