it was like his penis was on wheels.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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