her vagine was all disorganized.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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