I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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