i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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