You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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