it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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