just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Watching her eat just hurts me
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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