How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Randomize
