Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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