this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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