why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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